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You ever notice how greeting cards can be a minefield of awkwardness? I mean, you go into a store, looking for the perfect card to convey your feelings, and suddenly you're in a battle of wits with a piece of folded paper. I bought a sympathy card once that said,
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You ever try to decipher the hidden meanings in a greeting card? It's like cracking the Da Vinci Code, but with glitter and a rhyming dictionary. I got a card that said, "May your dreams reach for the stars and your heart touch the moon." What does that even mean?
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You ever receive one of those generic greeting cards that could apply to anyone, anywhere, at any time? It's like the card is trying to play it safe, but ends up being the Switzerland of emotions. I got a card once that said, "Thinking of You." No specifics, just a
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Greeting cards are like the therapists of the stationery world. You can confess your deepest emotions without saying a word. I bought a card once that said, "I'm sorry I was wrong," and I just handed it to my wife without a word. It's like outsourcing my apologies to Hallmark.
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