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Why was the greeter excellent at baseball? They had a fantastic 'greeting' arm!
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Why did the greeter bring a ladder to work? Because they wanted to raise the bar!
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Why did the greeter wear sunglasses? To shield themselves from the 'bright' personalities!
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Why did the greeter take a blanket to work? Because they wanted to give everyone a warm welcome!
The Over-Enthusiastic Greeter
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You ever walk into a store and the greeter is so enthusiastic, you feel like you're walking into a surprise party you didn't plan?
The Unpredictable Greeter
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Ever walk in, and the greeter starts doing magic tricks? I mean, it's impressive, but I'm here for detergent, not a magic show.
When Hello Feels Like a Marathon
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You know you're in trouble when a simple hello from a greeter feels like they're auditioning for a Broadway musical.
Overly Literal Greeters
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Walked into the store, and the greeter said, Welcome, what's your favorite color? Last time I checked, this isn't a personality test!
Greeters and Their Psychic Abilities
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Walked into the store, and the greeter said, You're going to buy more than you planned. Jokes on him; I only came for willpower and left with snacks.
The Awkward Hugger
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Ever met that greeter who's more into hugging than greeting? I came for milk, not a full-body embrace!
The Fortune Teller Greeter
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Went to Walmart, and the greeter said, Welcome, prepare for unexpected adventures. Buddy, I just want to buy toothpaste, not embark on a quest.
The Confused Greeter
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Went to the store, and the greeter looked at me and said, You again? I was like, Dude, it's my third time here today; maybe you need a coffee?
When Greetings Turn into a Reality Show
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You know you're in for a show when the greeter welcomes you with a drumroll and confetti. I just wanted eggs, not an episode of 'America's Got Groceries.
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