18 Jokes For Greeter

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Updated on: Aug 01 2024

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What's a greeter's favorite dessert? Welcome pudding!
What's a greeter's favorite part of a book? The 'introduction'!
Why was the greeter excellent at baseball? They had a fantastic 'greeting' arm!
Why did the greeter bring a ladder to work? Because they wanted to raise the bar!
Why was the greeter always calm? They had a great sense of 'hug'mor!
Why did the greeter wear sunglasses? To shield themselves from the 'bright' personalities!
Why did the greeter take a blanket to work? Because they wanted to give everyone a warm welcome!
What's a greeter's favorite music genre? Welcoming tunes!

The Over-Enthusiastic Greeter

You ever walk into a store and the greeter is so enthusiastic, you feel like you're walking into a surprise party you didn't plan?

The Unpredictable Greeter

Ever walk in, and the greeter starts doing magic tricks? I mean, it's impressive, but I'm here for detergent, not a magic show.

When Hello Feels Like a Marathon

You know you're in trouble when a simple hello from a greeter feels like they're auditioning for a Broadway musical.

Overly Literal Greeters

Walked into the store, and the greeter said, Welcome, what's your favorite color? Last time I checked, this isn't a personality test!

Greeters and Their Psychic Abilities

Walked into the store, and the greeter said, You're going to buy more than you planned. Jokes on him; I only came for willpower and left with snacks.

The Awkward Hugger

Ever met that greeter who's more into hugging than greeting? I came for milk, not a full-body embrace!

The Fortune Teller Greeter

Went to Walmart, and the greeter said, Welcome, prepare for unexpected adventures. Buddy, I just want to buy toothpaste, not embark on a quest.

The Confused Greeter

Went to the store, and the greeter looked at me and said, You again? I was like, Dude, it's my third time here today; maybe you need a coffee?

When Greetings Turn into a Reality Show

You know you're in for a show when the greeter welcomes you with a drumroll and confetti. I just wanted eggs, not an episode of 'America's Got Groceries.

When How Are You? Becomes a Dissertation

Went to buy some bread, and the greeter asked how I was. Next thing I know, I'm in a therapy session discussing my childhood traumas.

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