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Microwaves in the Office Kitchen
The unspoken war over microwave etiquette in the office
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Someone in the office always sets the microwave for 30 seconds, then leaves without stopping it. I call it the "Hit-and-Run Reheat." It's like a culinary drive-by, leaving my lunch a casualty of war.
Elevators
The awkward dance of sharing an elevator with strangers
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I pressed the "Close Door" button in the elevator today, not because I was in a hurry, but because I wanted some alone time with my thoughts. The doors closed, and I realized my thoughts were just as awkward as the strangers.
Office Plants
The constant battle between neglected office plants and their owners
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I talk to my office plant every day, hoping it will grow faster. Now it's not just wilting; it's started rolling its leaves every time I approach. I think it's developing a plant eye-roll.
Coffee Mugs
The existential crisis of choosing the right coffee mug in the office
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There's an unspoken rule in the office: Use someone else's mug, and you've just declared war. I accidentally sipped from Karen's mug once. Now I take my coffee with a side of passive-aggressive notes.
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