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Why did the great dane bring a ladder to the bar? It heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the great dane apply for a job at the bakery? It wanted to knead the dough with its paws!
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Why did the great dane start a gardening club? It wanted to learn how to 'growl'den better!
The Great Dane Fashion Show
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My Great Dane has a better wardrobe than I do. I mean, he's got more bandanas than a '90s boy band. I'm just waiting for him to start demanding a dressing room and a bowl of green M&Ms backstage.
Great Dane Yoga
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Trying to share a bed with a Great Dane is like attempting advanced yoga poses. It's the downward dog meets the sideways sprawl. I wake up every morning feeling like I've completed a night of canine acrobatics.
Great Dane Love Language
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You know you have a Great Dane when your dog's love language is knocking you over with excitement. It's like living with a furry wrecking ball that's just really, really happy to see you.
Great Dane Translator Needed
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I wish there was a Great Dane-to-English dictionary. Half the time, I have no idea what he's trying to communicate. Is it a bark for I'm hungry, a woof for Let's play, or a howl for I think the mailman is a secret agent?
Great Dane, the Canine Comedian
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My Great Dane has a sense of humor. He thinks stealing my socks is the funniest thing in the world. I've never seen a dog look so proud while running around with mismatched socks, like he just won a comedy competition for best prop use.
Great Dane, Great Expectations
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Having a Great Dane is like having a four-legged Shakespearean actor. He looks at me with those big eyes as if to say, To bark or not to bark, that is the question. I swear, he's rehearsing for a canine production of Hamlet in the backyard.
Great Dane GPS
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My Great Dane thinks he's a GPS. Every time we go for a walk, he's like, In 500 feet, turn left at the fire hydrant. In 300 feet, sniff the mailbox. You have arrived at your destination – the neighbor's lawn.
Great Dane, the Gentle Giant
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People are scared of my Great Dane because of his size, but little do they know, he's the world's biggest scaredy-cat. I once saw him cower in fear from a particularly aggressive-looking squirrel. It was like watching a Godzilla movie in reverse.
The Great Dane Dilemma
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You ever notice how owning a Great Dane is like having a furry roommate who thinks he's a bouncer at a club? I mean, my dog is so massive; I feel like I need to show him my ID just to get into my own living room.
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