7+ Best One Liners Jokes For great dane

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My great dane tried to be a lifeguard, but every time someone splashed, it thought it was playtime!

How does a great dane answer the phone? 'Bark, bark, who's there?

I took my great dane to the comedy club. It stole the show with its 'paw'some sense of humor!

My great dane thinks it's a chef. Every time I cook, it's right there, ready to 'paws' taste!

What's a great dane's favorite type of music? Bark and roll!

What do you call a great dane magician? A 'labracadabrador'!

My great dane wanted to be an artist, so I got it a canvas. Now it's a real 'paw'-casso!

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