7 Jokes For Grandparent

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Updated on: Jun 11 2024

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Why did the grandmother always carry a pen and paper? To draw her own conclusions!
What did the grandparent say about the invention of the wheel? They said, 'Back in my day, we called it 'rolling' with the punches!
What did the grandparent say when asked about the secret to a long life? 'Keep your wrinkles and your humor, both show you've lived!'
What did the grandparent say about the internet? 'Back in my day, our network was called 'neighborhood gossip' and it never crashed!
What did the grandparent say when asked about their favorite music? 'I've got vinyl records older than most pop stars!'
What did the grandparent say about yoga? 'We had our own version - it was called 'bending over backward for chores!'
How do you make a grandparent float? Two scoops of ice cream and a handful of stories!

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