11 Jokes For Grandparent

One Liners

Updated on: Jun 11 2024

cancel
Rating
Sort By:
Why did the grandmother refuse to use elevators? She said, 'I'll take the stairs; they've helped me raise my kids!'
Why was the grandparent always a hit at parties? They brought the original 'old school' dance moves!
Why did the grandpa enroll in a cooking class? He wanted to prove he could still 'stir things up'!
Why did the grandmother knit a scarf in the summer? She said, 'I'm preparing for a chilly reception!
Why did the grandparent open a bakery? They wanted to show everyone how to 'rise' to the occasion!
Why did the grandpa start a YouTube channel? He wanted to teach 'life hacks' from experience!
Why did the grandmother bring a ladder to the library? She heard the books had high 'story' levels!
Why did the grandpa bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the grandmother take up gardening? She wanted to 'root' for her plants!
Why did the grandpa bring his tools to the beach? He heard they were having a sandcastle 'hammer' time!
Why did the grandpa start a band? He wanted to play 'rock' music!

Post a Comment


How was your experience?
0 0 reviews
5 Stars
(0)
4 Stars
(0)
3 Stars
(0)
2 Stars
(0)
1 Stars
(0)

Topic of the day

Faceplant
Oct 17 2024

0
Total Topics
0
Added Today