10 Graduation Speeches Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 25 2024

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It's funny how graduation speeches are supposed to prepare us for the real world, yet they're the only time you'll see people clapping for advice they'll probably never follow.
You know, at graduation, they say "reach for the stars." But after four years of exams and papers, all we want to reach for is a pillow for a long, uninterrupted nap.
Graduation speeches are a bit like GPS navigation. They start with a clear destination, but somehow take so many detours and side streets that you start questioning if you'll ever get there.
There's always that one person at graduation who thinks their speech is the preamble to a revolution. We're here for diplomas, not a call-to-action manifesto!
Graduation speeches are the ultimate test of your ability to look attentive while mentally planning what you'll eat after this long ordeal. It's a ceremony, but it feels like a hunger game.
You know a graduation speech is long when even the sign language interpreter starts yawning. It's like they're signing, "Please, wrap it up. My arms are getting tired.
You know, graduation speeches are like the grand finale of the education system. It's the one moment where everyone finally decides to listen to someone who's been talking for ages, but this time they're in a robe.
Graduation speeches should come with a time limit. I mean, we've already sat through four years of lectures. We don't need another hour of wisdom, especially not when our stomachs are growling louder than the speaker.
Graduation speeches are like the Oscars for educators. There's the emotional thank-yous, the advice no one asked for, and, of course, the occasional music that tries to politely tell you to wrap it up.
It's funny how graduation speeches make you feel nostalgic about moments that just happened. Suddenly, the cafeteria food and all-nighters are sentimental stories worth sharing.

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