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What's a gossip girl's favorite type of movie? Whodunits - she loves solving mysteries!
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Why did the gossip girl start a gardening club? Because she loves to plant rumors!
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What's a gossip girl's favorite game? Chinese whispers - she loves how the stories evolve!
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What do you call a gossip girl who loves to travel? A jet-setter spreading news worldwide!
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Why did the gossip girl bring a map to the party? To navigate all the juicy conversations!
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What's a gossip girl's favorite social media platform? 'Snap-gossip' - quick and full of stories!
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You know, I recently started watching this show called Gossip Girl. It's like a bunch of rich teenagers in New York with unlimited access to drama and an impressive ability to keep secrets. I mean, if my high school had a gossip girl, the biggest scandal would have been someone stealing cafeteria cookies.
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So, I'm watching Gossip Girl, and I can't help but think, do these kids ever go to class? I mean, I understand having drama, but shouldn't someone be worried about their GPA instead of who's dating who? If my report card looked like theirs, my parents would have sent me to a different kind of gossip girl - the one at the principal's office.
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I love how Gossip Girl makes the Upper East Side seem like this magical place where everyone has unlimited funds and the biggest problem is choosing between a penthouse or a mansion. Meanwhile, I'm over here trying to decide if I can afford the extra guacamole on my burrito.
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Gossip Girl teaches you that secrets are like diamonds: valuable, sparkly, and can ruin your life if they get in the wrong hands. Meanwhile, in my world, secrets are more like the missing sock in the laundry - you know it's there somewhere, but good luck finding it.
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I binge-watched Gossip Girl and realized that these kids have more relationship drama than a soap opera. If my love life was a TV show, it would be called Single and Ready to Microwave Anything.
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Gossip Girl is like social media before social media. I miss the good old days when gossip was spread through whispers and notes passed in class. Now, it's just people posting their drama online for the whole world to see. If Gossip Girl existed in my time, it would have been written in cursive on a bathroom stall.
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I was watching Gossip Girl, and these kids have some serious detective skills. They can uncover a secret faster than I can find my keys. If I had their talent, I'd be solving mysteries like, Who keeps stealing my socks from the laundry?
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You know you're watching Gossip Girl when you start questioning your own life choices. Like, should I have gone to a fancier high school where everyone looks like they stepped out of a fashion magazine? I swear, my high school yearbook looks like a mugshot lineup compared to theirs.
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Watching Gossip Girl makes me wonder if anyone in New York City actually works. These kids are constantly at brunch, parties, and fancy events. If I had that kind of social life, my boss would replace me with a potted plant, and the plant would probably be more productive.
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You ever notice how everyone on Gossip Girl has flawless hair and makeup, even when they wake up in the morning? I wake up looking like I fought a blender in my sleep. If my life was a gossip girl episode, it would be titled, The One Where She Can't Contour to Save Her Life.
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