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Gossip Girl's Pet
Keeping the secrets I accidentally overheard while trying not to bark them out
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Gossip Girl once said, "A dog is a man's best friend." I thought, "Well, only if that man doesn't have any secrets he wants to keep.
Gossip Girl's Therapist
Balancing confidentiality and juicy gossip
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Gossip Girl told me she needed a safe space to share her feelings. I thought, "Sure, as long as 'safe space' doesn't mean the latest celebrity breakup that I'll accidentally blurt out at the next dinner party.
Gossip Girl's IT Guy
Keeping the servers secure while Gossip Girl tries to hack into everything
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Gossip Girl thinks she's a computer genius. She came up to me and said, "I can hack into anything." I replied, "Yeah, except maybe a reliable relationship.
Gossip Girl's Barista
Making the perfect latte while overhearing scandalous coffee shop conversations
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My life is like a sitcom. Gossip Girl walks in, orders a cappuccino, spills some gossip, and walks out. I'm just trying to froth milk without frothing at the mouth.
Gossip Girl's Yoga Instructor
Balancing zen vibes with the chaos of scandalous yoga gossip
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My yoga class is like a pressure cooker of gossip. Gossip Girl walks in, and it's like I'm leading a meditation session in the middle of a reality TV show. Namaste, but with a side of drama.
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