17 Golf With Friends Jokes

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Updated on: Feb 02 2025

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What's a golfer's favorite type of music? Swing!
What did the golf club say to the ball? 'You're above par!
What do you call a golfer who brings rain to the course? A tee-rific weather forecaster!
Why do golfers always carry a spare pair of pants? In case they get a hole in one!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the golf course? In case he got a hole in three!
What did the golf ball say to the putter? 'You drive me crazy!
What do you call a golfer who can't find his ball? Lost in the swing of things!

Golf, the Only Sport with a Built-in Snack Break

Golf with friends is the only sport where you can justify having a snack break every three holes. It's like, Hold up, I need to refuel with these chips before I attempt that disastrous swing again.

Caddyshack Chronicles

Playing golf with friends is like living in our version of Caddyshack. There's always that one guy who insists on reenacting scenes from the movie, turning the course into a comedy sketch.

The Real Masters of Golf

They call it The Masters, but let's be honest – the real masters of golf are the folks who can keep a straight face when their friend's ball takes a detour into the water hazard for the third time.

Pro Golfer or Pro Excuse Maker?

My friend claims to be a pro golfer. Yeah, a pro at making excuses. Oh, the wind, the grass, the sun in my eyes. I'm waiting for the day he blames his golf club for his lack of talent.

Tiger Woods or Tiger in the Woods?

My friend thinks he's the next Tiger Woods. More like the next Tiger in the woods, desperately searching for his lost ball while we contemplate starting a search party.

Golf with Friends

You ever try playing golf with friends? It's like assembling the Avengers of bad golf swings. I thought we were playing golf, not auditioning for a new dance craze.

Golf, the Ultimate Relationship Test

Golf with friends is the ultimate relationship test. If you can survive watching your partner's swing without collapsing into laughter, you can weather any storm together.

Golf Cart Racing: The Real Sport

Golf with friends is fun until someone suggests turning the golf carts into bumper cars. Suddenly, it's less about golf and more about earning a Ph.D. in evasive maneuvers.

Swing and a Miss

Playing golf with friends is like watching a horror movie – you're terrified of the next swing, and there's always that one friend who thinks they're auditioning for a lumberjack role with every swing and a miss.

Lost Balls and Lost Friendships

Playing golf with friends is a bonding experience, especially when you're all searching for that one lost ball in the bushes. It's like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you find resentment and strained friendships.

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