5 Golf With Friends Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Feb 02 2025

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The Novice Golfer

Trying to impress while having no clue
I'm not saying I'm bad at golf, but my GPS has a special mode just for me that says, "Turn left and drive directly into the water hazard.

The Fashionista Golfer

Balancing style with the practicality of golf attire
They say golf is a gentleman's game. Well, gentlemen don't have to wear these ridiculous hats. I look like I stole a costume from a 1920s gangster movie. Can we at least get some more modern headgear?

The Overly Competitive Golfer

When winning is more important than friendship
Playing golf with him is like being in a war zone. Every time he swings, it's like he's launching a missile. I started bringing a helmet and a flak jacket. Safety first, right?

The Social Golfer

More interested in conversation than the game
Golf is the only sport where you can have a full conversation with someone on the other side of the fairway. I'm waiting for the day we can just FaceTime while golfing. "Hey, watch me hit this hole-in-one!

The Nature Lover on the Golf Course

Balancing love for the environment with the frustration of golf
They say golf is a sport of patience and tranquility. Tell that to the squirrel who stole my ball mid-swing. I guess he wanted to join the PGA tour too.

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