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Getting a hole in one in golf is like finding the last slice of pizza at a party – it's rare, there's a lot of competition, and if you manage to get it, you become a legend.
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I've never understood why they call it a "hole in one." If anything, it should be called "strike one" for the poor golf ball that has to go through the trauma of being whacked around by amateurs.
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Getting a hole in one is like hitting the lottery. Except instead of winning millions, you get a slightly used golf ball and the satisfaction of knowing you've peaked in your golfing career.
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Golfers make such a big deal about getting a hole in one. I hit a hole in one just this morning – my foot in one of my socks while trying to get dressed. Does that count?
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I tried golf once. Got a hole in one. Unfortunately, it was on the windmill obstacle at the mini-golf course. But hey, a hole's a hole, right?
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Getting a hole in one in golf is like finding a unicorn in your backyard. It's magical, everyone's skeptical when you tell them about it, and your neighbors think you're just making things up.
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Golfers talk about the perfect swing leading to a hole in one. I think my perfect swing is the one I do to hit the snooze button on Monday mornings.
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You know you're a true golfer when your idea of a perfect day involves hitting a golf ball into a tiny hole 400 yards away. Meanwhile, the rest of us are just happy if we can toss a crumpled piece of paper into the trash can from our desks.
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You know you're getting old when your idea of an exciting weekend is playing golf and fantasizing about getting that elusive hole in one. Meanwhile, the youngsters are out there Snapchatting and TikToking their way to fame. I'm over here like, "Back in my day, we had to wait for the Polaroid to develop!
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