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The Superstitious Golfer
Believing in a series of bizarre rituals to guarantee a hole in one.
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He carries a rabbit's foot, a four-leaf clover, and a horseshoe in his golf bag. I asked him if he thinks he's playing golf or auditioning for a role in a Harry Potter movie.
The Conspiracy Theorist Golfer
Believing that every missed shot is part of a grand golfing conspiracy.
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He refuses to use regular golf balls; he thinks they're filled with microchips tracking his every move. Now he's playing with square-shaped balls because, apparently, the Illumi-tee hasn't figured out how to control those yet.
The Overconfident Golfer
The golfer who's convinced every swing is destined for a hole in one.
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Last week, he got a tattoo that says "Hole in One" on his forearm. I told him it's a bold move, considering he hasn't even hit a birdie yet. Now, every time he shakes hands, people are like, "Is this a golf course or a tattoo parlor?
The Competitive Golfer
Treating every round of golf like a life-or-death competition.
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He wears noise-canceling headphones during the game because he believes the chirping birds are trying to distract him. I suggested maybe the birds are just criticizing his swing.
The Nature Lover Golfer
The golfer more interested in wildlife on the course than actually making a hole in one.
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He insists on playing the game with a butterfly net instead of a club, claiming it's more eco-friendly. I told him, "Dude, the only thing you're catching is a bad score.
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