6 Jokes For Go Somewhere

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Updated on: Nov 17 2024

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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. Maybe it's time to switch to a 'go somewhere' and exercise diet instead!
I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough. Now, I just 'knead' a vacation. Time to 'go somewhere' with less flour and more sunshine!
I told my dog to 'go somewhere' and fetch help. Now he's back with the cat, and they're both ignoring me. Apparently, they have their own plans.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! Unlike me, trying to convince my lazy bones to 'go somewhere' fun.
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet. Kind of like my plans and reality when I 'go somewhere' exotic.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Just like my friend's travel stories. 😄

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