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I can't decide if a glass eye is high-tech or low-tech. On one hand, it's like having a camera in your head, but on the other hand, it's not exactly the latest iPhone model, is it?
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I wonder if people with glass eyes ever play hide and seek just for the thrill of freaking out the seeker. "Found you! Oh wait, that's just my backup eye.
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I heard they're working on a new model of glass eyes with augmented reality features. Can you imagine watching Netflix on your eye? Just don't get caught during a sad movie – you might short-circuit your tear ducts.
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I met a guy with a glass eye the other day, and I couldn't help but wonder if he has a spare for formal occasions. "Ah, yes, tonight calls for the blue-eyed look.
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You know you're in for an interesting conversation when someone with a glass eye winks at you. It's like, is that a flirt or a hardware malfunction?
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If I ever get a glass eye, I'd make sure it has a Bluetooth connection. That way, when someone asks me a question, I can just say, "Let me check my other eye for the answer.
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Having a glass eye must be the ultimate solution to winning staring contests. Just imagine locking eyes with someone and then casually popping it out – game over, you win!
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If I ever had a glass eye, I'd customize it to look like a tiny Death Star. That way, when someone asks me about it, I can say, "It's fully operational... and it shoots laser beams.
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I bet people with glass eyes have a secret society where they swap eye-popping stories. "Oh, you won't believe what happened at the grocery store checkout today!
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