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The Glass Eye Owner
Navigating the challenges of owning a glass eye
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My glass eye fell out once during a job interview. Talk about a great icebreaker. I just calmly picked it up and said, "Well, I've always been told I have a good eye for detail.
The Glass Eye Technician
Dealing with awkward moments during eye fittings
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My job can be tough. I had this customer who kept complaining that his glass eye was uncomfortable. I said, "Sir, it's not a contact lens. It's not supposed to blink with you!
The Detective with a Glass Eye
Solving crimes with a glass eye as a detective
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Crime scenes are tough. I dropped my glass eye once at a murder scene. The forensic team asked, "Is that a clue?" I said, "No, but I'll be keeping an eye out for it.
The Glass Eye Collector
Balancing the passion for collecting glass eyes with societal expectations
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My mom keeps telling me to find a more conventional hobby. She says, "Why not stamps or coins?" I told her, "Mom, eyes are the windows to the soul, and I have a whole collection of windows!
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