6+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes About giving to charity

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I tried donating money to a bakery for charity. They refused, saying they kneaded dough, not dough!

I donated my broken guitar to charity. They said they would 'string' it along and make beautiful music out of it!

I donated my broken vacuum cleaner to charity. They said they would use it for a 'sucky' situation!

I tried donating vegetables to the local food bank, but they said they only accept canned goods. Now I have to 'can' my generous plans!

I asked the charity worker if my donation was tax-deductible. He said, 'Only if you can itemize kindness!

I told the charity I can only give them used candles. They said they would take it, but it was just a 'waxing' interest.

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