7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For giddy up

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What do you call a group of musical horses? A giddy-up ensemble!

I asked the horse for a ride, and it said, 'Sorry, I'm a little horse today, can't giddy up!' Tough crowd.

What's a horse's favorite game? Stable tennis! They love to giddy up the competition!

Why did the horse go behind the tree? To change his jockeys! Giddy up with fresh gear!

What do you call a horse that likes to run marathons? A giddy-up and go-er!

Why was the horse so bad at math? He could only count on his giddy up!

I tried to ride a horse once, but it kept saying, 'Neigh, not today!' Guess I couldn't get it to giddy up!

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