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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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Why did the scarecrow become a successful businessman? He was outstanding in his field!
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Why did the scarecrow get into trouble? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Trouble's Soulmate
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I think trouble and I are soulmates. We complete each other, like peanut butter and jelly, or bad decisions and consequences. We're practically inseparable.
Trouble's Sidekick
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I'm not saying I'm Batman, but trouble is definitely my sidekick. We even have matching capes — mine is invisible, and trouble's is made of pure chaos.
Getting into Trouble
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You ever notice how trouble has this magical way of finding me, like it's my long-lost relative or something? I swear, I could be sitting at home, minding my own business, and trouble knocks on my door like, Hey, heard you were having a good time, mind if I join?
Trouble's Autograph
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I asked for an autograph once, thinking it was from a celebrity. Turns out, it was Trouble's autograph. It signed my life like, To my favorite victim, with chaos and mayhem. Best wishes, Trouble.
Trouble's Comedy Special
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If trouble ever decides to do a comedy special, I better be the opening act. I mean, I've been practicing my routines involuntarily thanks to trouble, might as well get some laughs out of it, right?
Trouble's GPS
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Trouble has its own GPS, and guess what? My address is the final destination. It's like, Take the next right, make a U-turn, and park right in front of that guy who never learns his lesson.
Trouble's Hide and Seek Champion
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You know, I thought I was really good at hide and seek when I was a kid. Turns out, trouble is the grandmaster champion. It hides so well, and just when you think you've won, it jumps out like, Surprise! Guess who's back?
Trouble's Recruitment Program
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I must be on Trouble's recruitment list. It's like trouble has a secret society, and I accidentally signed up for the VIP membership. They send newsletters like, Congratulations! You've been selected for another chaotic adventure!
Trouble's Personal Assistant
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I'm convinced trouble has a personal assistant whose only job is to schedule appointments with me. It's like, Tuesday at 3 PM, mess up a job interview. Thursday at 7 PM, spill coffee on your date. Oh, and Saturday at midnight, forget your keys at home.
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