18 Jokes About Getting Into Trouble

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Updated on: Jul 09 2025

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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was too tired.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
Why was the belt arrested? It was holding up a pair of pants.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why did the scarecrow become a successful businessman? He was outstanding in his field!
Why did the scarecrow get into trouble? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.

Trouble's Soulmate

I think trouble and I are soulmates. We complete each other, like peanut butter and jelly, or bad decisions and consequences. We're practically inseparable.

Trouble's Sidekick

I'm not saying I'm Batman, but trouble is definitely my sidekick. We even have matching capes — mine is invisible, and trouble's is made of pure chaos.

Getting into Trouble

You ever notice how trouble has this magical way of finding me, like it's my long-lost relative or something? I swear, I could be sitting at home, minding my own business, and trouble knocks on my door like, Hey, heard you were having a good time, mind if I join?

Trouble's Autograph

I asked for an autograph once, thinking it was from a celebrity. Turns out, it was Trouble's autograph. It signed my life like, To my favorite victim, with chaos and mayhem. Best wishes, Trouble.

Trouble's Comedy Special

If trouble ever decides to do a comedy special, I better be the opening act. I mean, I've been practicing my routines involuntarily thanks to trouble, might as well get some laughs out of it, right?

Trouble's GPS

Trouble has its own GPS, and guess what? My address is the final destination. It's like, Take the next right, make a U-turn, and park right in front of that guy who never learns his lesson.

Trouble's Hide and Seek Champion

You know, I thought I was really good at hide and seek when I was a kid. Turns out, trouble is the grandmaster champion. It hides so well, and just when you think you've won, it jumps out like, Surprise! Guess who's back?

Trouble's Recruitment Program

I must be on Trouble's recruitment list. It's like trouble has a secret society, and I accidentally signed up for the VIP membership. They send newsletters like, Congratulations! You've been selected for another chaotic adventure!

Trouble's Personal Assistant

I'm convinced trouble has a personal assistant whose only job is to schedule appointments with me. It's like, Tuesday at 3 PM, mess up a job interview. Thursday at 7 PM, spill coffee on your date. Oh, and Saturday at midnight, forget your keys at home.

The Trouble Magnet

I'm convinced I have a PhD in attracting trouble. If trouble was a subject in school, I'd be the valedictorian. My life is like a sitcom, and trouble is the quirky neighbor who just won't leave.

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