8+ Best One Liners Jokes About getting into trouble

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I got into trouble for stealing a calendar. I got 12 months.

I got in trouble for telling jokes during my sleep. Apparently, I was a real sleeper-cell.

I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won't stop sending me Kit-Kats.

I got in trouble for playing chess in the library. I said, 'But I'm already checked out!

I tried to catch some fog yesterday. I mist.

I got in trouble for sneezing in the bank. They accused me of robbery.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I tried to take a photo of some fog. I mist.

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