7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes About getting dumped

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My ex-girlfriend told me I should embrace my mistakes. So, I hugged her and said, 'Is this embracing enough?

I got dumped because I'm too competitive. I'm taking it as a win.

I got dumped for not being romantic enough. So, I bought a dictionary and memorized every romantic word. Now I'm single with a fantastic vocabulary.

My ex told me I should be more spontaneous. So, I booked a one-way ticket to somewhere and forgot to tell her.

I got dumped for being too mysterious. Or maybe not mysterious enough. I'm not sure.

I got dumped for being too indecisive. Or maybe it was because I couldn't decide if I was too indecisive or not.

My ex told me I should be more positive. So, I added 'COVID' in front of 'test results'.

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