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There's an art to pretending you're not lost when you are. I got caught looking at my GPS for the fifteenth time, and the car behind me probably thought I was auditioning for a role in "Lost and Confused: The Movie.
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You haven't truly experienced fear until you've been caught singing in the shower, and suddenly the water pressure drops. Now, I have to explain my shower rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody" to my neighbors.
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I got caught talking to myself, and it's not as bad as it sounds. I was just having a staff meeting with the voices in my head, and apparently, the HR department up there is not happy with my decision-making skills.
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Getting caught in a lie is like trying to do the moonwalk in quicksand – you might think you're smooth, but you're sinking fast. My girlfriend caught me pretending to know how to cook when all I really mastered is the art of ordering takeout.
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I got caught binge-watching a TV series, and my friend walked in on me in the middle of an emotional scene. It's hard to explain why I have tears in my eyes when the only thing playing is a cooking show. I guess I'm just really passionate about well-prepared meals.
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Getting caught pretending to understand a sophisticated conversation is an Olympic-level skill. I nodded along to a discussion about quantum physics, and when someone asked my opinion, I replied with, "Well, it's all relative, right?" I may not understand it, but at least I sound philosophical.
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You know you're an adult when you get caught hoarding plastic bags under the sink. It's not a problem; it's just my way of being eco-friendly... in a hoarder's kind of way.
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Getting caught red-handed is a universal experience. I tried to sneak a cookie from the jar the other day, and my dog gave me this judgmental look like, "Really? You're not even stealthy enough for a snack raid?
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You know you're officially an adult when you start worrying about getting caught by your own conscience. I used to be concerned about getting caught by the teacher, now it's just that little voice in my head going, "You probably shouldn't have eaten that entire pizza.
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