5 Jokes For Getting Caught

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Updated on: Jul 09 2025

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The Amateur Criminal

Bungling through a situation and getting caught red-handed.
Thought I was slick trying to fake sick to skip school. Then my mom walked in on me playing Xbox live on the 'sick day.'

The Innocent Culprit

Being mistakenly caught for something innocent yet looking guilty.
Thought I was sneaky walking out of a meeting early. Didn’t realize my noisy shoes made it sound like I was orchestrating a jailbreak.

The Overthinker

Imagining the worst-case scenarios after getting caught.
The split second before getting caught is a whole documentary in my head called 'The Life and Times of the Awkward.'

The Escapist

Trying to flee the scene after getting caught.
Caught red-handed and tried a 'slow-motion getaway.' Reality check: it’s less Matrix, more 'Sloth on Ice.'

The Schemer

Attempting to execute elaborate plans without getting caught.
I once thought I was in Mission Impossible, trying to retrieve my phone from my parents' room at 2 AM. Let's just say, Tom Cruise would've retired early if he faced my obstacles.

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