6+ Best One Liners Jokes For get out of bed

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I thought about going for a run, but then I remembered I'm not a morning person or an afternoon person.

I was going to wake up early, but my bed and Netflix had a compelling argument against it.

I told my alarm clock I wanted to get up early, but it keeps hitting snooze. We're going through a rough time.

I tried to get out of bed gracefully, but I ended up performing a very sleepy interpretive dance.

My bed and I have a lot in common. We both refuse to participate in morning activities.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. It finally dawned on me that I should've just stayed in bed.

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