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The Comfort Seeker
The battle between the warm bed and the cold world outside
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Leaving my bed in the morning is like leaving a party early. I know I'll regret it, but sometimes responsibility is the unwelcome guest you can't avoid.
The Time Traveler
The struggle to reconcile the time in bed with the real-world time
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I'm convinced my bed has a TARDIS hidden somewhere. I go in thinking it's a quick nap, and I come out feeling like I've missed a week of my life. It's the Doctor Who of furniture.
The Bedtime Rebel
The rebellious spirit against the societal norm of waking up early
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My bed and I are the ultimate night owls. The early bird gets the worm, but the night owl gets the good stories about the worm's questionable life choices.
The Overzealous Alarm Clock
The alarm clock's enthusiasm vs. the desire to stay in bed
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I've got an alarm clock that's so persistent, it could probably convince a vampire to come out during the day. It's like, 'You snooze, you lose, and I'm not talking about weight!
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