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What's a Georgia Bulldog hater's favorite type of shoe? 'Sneakers,' so they can quietly avoid any Bulldogs around!
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What do you call a Georgia Bulldog hater who changes their mind? A 'flip-flop' critic!
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Why did the Georgia Bulldog hater start a band? They wanted to create some 'anti-dog' music!
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What do you call someone who dislikes the Georgia Bulldogs? A 'bark' humbug!
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What's a Georgia Bulldog hater's favorite movie? 'The Silence of the Dogs'!
Bulldog Blues
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Being a Georgia Bulldog hater is tough. I've got more enemies in Athens, Georgia, than I have on my ex's Facebook friends list. They say forgiveness is divine, but have they tried hating a rival football team? It's downright therapeutic.
Bulldog Exorcism
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I tried to exorcise my hatred for the Georgia Bulldogs once. It didn't work, but the priest did become a fan of my new ritual: burning Bulldog merchandise in the backyard while chanting, Go other team!
The Bulldog Whisperer
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I tried to be friends with a Georgia Bulldog fan once. It went about as well as trying to teach my cat Spanish. They just stared at me, unimpressed, while I muttered insults under my breath.
Bulldog Fortune Teller
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I saw a psychic recently, and she told me my destiny is intertwined with the Georgia Bulldogs. I said, Lady, I'd rather let a monkey with a crystal ball predict my future than believe I have anything in common with a Bulldog fan.
Bulldog Psychology
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I went to therapy to deal with my Georgia Bulldog hating tendencies. The therapist said, You need to find common ground. So now, instead of screaming insults, I just yell, Weather's nice today, huh? It's a work in progress.
Georgia Bulldog Hater
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You know, I recently found out I have a hidden talent. I'm a Georgia Bulldog hater. Yeah, it's not on my resume, but it's definitely on my dating profile. Skills: Can passionately dislike Georgia Bulldogs.
Bulldog Diplomacy
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I'm thinking of running for office as the anti-Georgia Bulldog candidate. My campaign slogan? A vote for me is a vote against excessive use of red and black in your wardrobe.
Bulldog Conspiracy Theories
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I've got a theory that the Georgia Bulldogs are actually a secret society controlling the weather. Every time they lose a game, there's a sudden rainstorm to mask the tears of their fans. I'm onto you, Bulldogs!
Georgia Bulldogs and Relationships
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Dating someone who loves the Georgia Bulldogs is like being in a long-distance relationship with someone who only communicates in football stats. Honey, can we talk about something other than your team's offensive line for once?
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