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The Contrarian Sports Analyst
Analyzing Georgia Bulldog games while secretly rooting for the opposing team.
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I tried to spice up my sports analysis. Said, "The Bulldogs' strategy is to confuse the opposing team by pretending to be a friendly pet until it's too late." Needless to say, ESPN didn't call me back.
The Confused Tourist
Visiting Georgia and being bombarded with Bulldog enthusiasm.
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Tried to buy a Georgia Bulldog jersey as a souvenir. The guy at the store looked at me and said, "We don't sell them to undercover fans." Apparently, my confused expression gave me away.
The Overly Competitive Sibling
Sibling rivalry involving a passionate Georgia Bulldog fan.
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Tried to make peace by buying him a Bulldog-themed gift. He opened it and said, "This is great, but it's not as great as a Bulldog victory." I thought, "Well, it's the thought that counts, right?" Apparently not in college football.
The Reluctant Football Fan
Trying to fit in with Georgia Bulldog fans despite secretly hating the team.
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Went to a Georgia Bulldog tailgate party. They asked me to lead the cheer. I yelled, "Go Bulldogs... or whatever." I've never seen people switch from excitement to disappointment so quickly.
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