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I found a genie lamp on eBay, but it said 'rub at your own risk.' Turns out it was a rubix cube!
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I met a genie who knew sign language. He said his job was 'wishing well'!
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What did the genie say to the lamp on a cold day? 'Rub me harder, I need some warmth!
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I asked a genie for a car, and he gave me a matchbox. I guess I should've been more specific!
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I told the genie I wanted a better memory. Now I keep forgetting where I left my lamp!
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Why did the genie break up with the lamp? It was a case of irreconcilable rubs!
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Why was the genie so good at solving puzzles? Because he had a knack for 'wishful thinking'!
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Wishing on a Genie Lamp is like playing the lottery, but instead of winning millions, you end up with three more wishes for more things you didn't really need. 'Oh great, another lamp to dust!'
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I found a Genie Lamp at a garage sale once. Rubbed it, and you know what happened? The Genie inside complained about his cramped living conditions and asked if I had a Wi-Fi password!
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I wished for the ability to speak every language, and now my cat won't stop arguing with me about the geopolitical implications of its food bowl placement.
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I asked the Genie for eternal youth, and now I have to explain to people why my high school diploma is older than I am. 'I was just an early bloomer... and late graduate.'
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I asked the Genie for world peace, but he misheard and gave me a whirlpool bathtub. Now I'm soaking in serenity and bubbles while the world is still figuring out how to get along.
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I wished for endless wealth, and the Genie handed me a credit card bill with a note saying, 'Congratulations! You're rich in debt!'
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Genies must have a union, because every time I wish for more wishes, they go on strike. I'm starting to think they don't want job security, they want a better dental plan!
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I wished for a perfect body from the Genie, and now I've got a refrigerator that won't stop talking about CrossFit and kale smoothies. Thanks, Genie, real helpful!
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My friend told me Genie lamps are like Tinder for introverts. You just rub it, make a wish, and hope for a magical connection. But all I got was a date with a talking parrot who kept saying, 'Squawk! Swipe left!'
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