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Ever notice how genies are like the original IT support? You rub the lamp, they come out, and you're like, "Yeah, my life's not working correctly. Can you fix it with three wishes, please?
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I asked the genie for world peace, and he said, "Sorry, I can only handle personal problems, not global ones." So now, I'm stuck with three wishes, wondering if I should go with a lifetime supply of pizza instead.
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You know you're getting old when you rub a random lamp, and instead of a genie, a life insurance salesman pops out, asking if you've considered your afterlife coverage.
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Genie lamps are like the original smart home devices. "Hey, lamp, dim the lights and make me a sandwich." The only difference is, the genie might just tell you to make your own sandwich.
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My friend told me he found a genie lamp, and I asked what he wished for. He said, "I wished for happiness." I told him, "Dude, you should've asked for the ability to eat unlimited tacos without gaining weight. That's true happiness.
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I tried to impress my date by showing off my genie lamp. I rubbed it, and the genie appeared, saying, "You get one wish. Choose wisely." I wished for more wishes. The genie rolled his eyes and said, "Real original, buddy.
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I saw a "genie lamp" emoji on my phone, and I thought, "Finally, technology understands my need for instant wishes." Turns out, it's just a lamp, and my phone is mocking my desire for a personal genie.
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Genie lamps are like the lottery tickets of the magical world. You rub it, and for a brief moment, you're convinced that your life is about to change. Spoiler alert: it won't.
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I found a genie lamp at a thrift store the other day. I rubbed it, and the genie inside just sighed and said, "Look, I can give you three wishes, but my budget is tight, so make 'em reasonable.
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