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I was at a party the other day, and I saw a geek trying to impress someone with his knowledge of quantum physics. I was just trying to figure out how to open the bag of chips without making a sound.
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Geeks and coffee are a match made in heaven. They treat their coffee like it's the elixir of life. "I need my coffee to wake up," they say, as if without it, they'd be stuck in some alternate universe without Wi-Fi.
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You ever notice how geeks always have the coolest gadgets? I mean, they've got more gadgets than James Bond, but instead of saving the world, they're just trying to figure out how to organize their comic book collection.
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Geeks and dating apps are a hilarious combination. They list their skills like they're recruiting for the Avengers. "Proficient in coding, fluent in Klingon, and I make a killer omelet.
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Geeks are the only people who can turn a simple board game night into a strategic war. "Oh, you want to trade Park Place for Baltic Avenue? Let me calculate the probability of that happening first.
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Geeks and their passwords, am I right? It's like they're trying to protect the nuclear launch codes when all they have is a recipe for the perfect ramen.
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Ever ask a geek for directions? They'll start explaining it like they're the GPS voice-over guy. "In 500 feet, turn left. If you reach the Dungeon of Despair, you've gone too far.
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Have you ever been to a geek's house? It's like entering the Batcave with all the blinking lights and screens. I'm just trying to find the bathroom; I don't need a tutorial on how to use their smart toilet.
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Geeks and horror movies don't mix well. They're the only ones yelling at the screen, "Don't go in there! You're violating the basic rules of survival outlined in Chapter 3 of the Zombie Apocalypse Preparedness Manual!
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