6 Jokes For Garden Hose

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Updated on: Aug 06 2025

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What's a garden hose's favorite holiday? Sprinkler Day!

What did the garden hose say to the nozzle? 'You're the spray to my day!'

What did the garden hose say to the plant? 'I'm here to help you grow, sprout some water!

How does a garden hose greet its friends? With a waterful 'hello'!

How did the garden hose feel after a hard day's work? Drained!

What's a garden hose's favorite dance move? The water sprinkler!

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