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The Drama Queen Gardener
Treating the garden hose like it's in a Shakespearean tragedy...
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My garden hose broke, and I exclaimed, "A hose! A hose! My kingdom for a hose!" Now I'm banned from the garden store for dramatic outbursts.
The Forgetful Gardener
Trying to remember where I left the garden hose...
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My garden hose is like my memory – it only works when it wants to. I'm out there in the garden, and it's like, "Water the plants? Nah, I'm on vacation.
The Tech-Savvy Gardener
Wishing the garden hose came with a user manual...
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I tried to update my garden hose's firmware. Now it just sprays water in Morse code. I think it's trying to communicate, but I failed Morse code in high school.
The Paranoid Gardener
Convinced the garden hose is plotting against me...
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I caught my garden hose whispering to the plants. Now, I don't speak hose, but I'm pretty sure it said, "Let's drown him when he's not looking.
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