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Gallagher went to a comedy workshop. The instructor said, 'Timing is everything.' Gallagher replied, 'So is avoiding flying fruit!
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Gallagher's favorite type of movie? Anything with a smashing plot twist!
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Gallagher's new workout routine involves lifting watermelons. It's called 'Melon Muscle Madness'!
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Gallagher went to a dance class. His signature move? The watermelon waltz!
Gallagher’s Gym Routine
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I tried Gallagher's workout routine. Instead of lifting weights, I'd just smash them together. Now the gym's got a new sign: No Mallets Allowed.
Gallagher's Diet Plan
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I tried following Gallagher's diet plan, you know, smashing food before eating it. Now my doctor thinks I have anger management issues, and my blender? Let's just say it's seen better days.
Gallagher’s Love Life
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Gallagher's love life must be interesting. I mean, imagine trying to be romantic when your first instinct is to take out a mallet and say, Let's make this juicy!
Gallagher's Revenge
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You ever hear about Gallagher? That guy made a career out of smashing watermelons. I tried that at home once. Now my kitchen looks like a fruit salad crime scene.
Gallagher’s Gardening Tips
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I asked Gallagher for gardening advice. He said, Just smash the soil and yell 'TIMBER!' My neighbors now think I'm trying to grow a forest in my backyard, one crushed flower at a time.
The Gallagher School of Relationships
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My girlfriend told me she wanted to break up. I said, Before we do that, let's bring out the sledgehammer like Gallagher. She handed me a breakup note, and let's just say, paper cuts hurt less.
Gallagher’s Kitchen Adventures
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I tried cooking dinner like Gallagher once. Let's just say my meatloaf didn't stand a chance. And my family? They're still finding bits of potato on the ceiling.
Gallagher’s Movie Night
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Gallagher invited me over for a movie night. I should've known it'd be different when he handed out ponchos and mallets. Let's just say Finding Nemo took on a whole new meaning.
Gallagher’s Parenting
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Imagine Gallagher as a dad. Son, for your first birthday, I got you this watermelon. Let's see what's inside! That kid's first word? Probably something about therapy.
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