7 Jokes For Gallagher

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Updated on: Jul 10 2024

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I told Gallagher he should write a book. He said, 'I've already got one – 'The Art of Watermelon Warfare'!
I asked Gallagher for gardening advice. He said, 'Plant watermelons – they really know how to grow on you!
I asked Gallagher if he wanted to go on a diet. He said, 'I'm already on one – a watermelon diet. It's heavy on the fruits!
I asked Gallagher if he believed in love at first sight. He said, 'No, but I do believe in watermelons at first smash!
I asked Gallagher if he could juggle. He said, 'Sure, just not watermelons!
I saw Gallagher at the grocery store. He was in the fruit section, suspiciously eyeing the watermelons.
Gallagher's advice for a successful comedy career? 'Always keep your jokes fresh – and your watermelons fresher!

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