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Why did the black hole get an award? It had a gravity-defying performance!
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Why did the Milky Way go to therapy? It had too many issues with its neighbors!
Galactic Dating Woes
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Dating nowadays is like trying to find a habitable planet in a distant galaxy—either it's too hot, too cold, or inhabited by strange creatures. Swipe left, and you might avoid the alien invasion.
Space Travel Etiquette
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You know you're in a crowded galaxy when even black holes have traffic jams. I'm just trying to merge onto the cosmic highway, and there's this massive singularity holding up the whole universe. Use your event horizon blinker, for crying out loud!
Cosmic Breakups
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Breaking up is hard, but breaking up with someone from another galaxy is a whole different level. It's not you; it's the gravitational pull keeping us apart. Long-distance relationships are tough, especially when your partner is in a different spacetime continuum.
Galactic Diet Plan
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I tried this new diet where I only eat food that's as distant as possible from Earth. Let me tell you, the taste of alien cuisine is out of this world—literally. The only problem is, my stomach is still adjusting to the zero-gravity spice levels.
Space Fashion Trends
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Fashion trends are so fast-paced; I can't keep up. Apparently, in the Andromeda Galaxy, everyone wears antimatter-infused socks. I tried it once, and let's just say my laundry room is still recovering.
Parallel Parking on Earth vs. in the Galaxy
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Trying to parallel park on Earth is stressful enough, but have you ever tried it in a spaceship? It's like playing a game of interstellar Tetris, and spoiler alert: I'm not winning.
Alien Technology Confusion
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I bought a new alien gadget, and the instructions were like, Just synchronize with the quantum flux capacitor. I'm over here struggling to sync my Bluetooth. Can we go back to user manuals with words, not warp-speed symbols?
Texting in the Galactic Era
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I texted my friend the other day, I'll be there in a few parsecs. He replied, Dude, we're meeting at the coffee shop, not in a wormhole. Chill with the space lingo!
Lost in the Galaxy
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You ever feel like your life is so disorganized that even GPS is like, Sorry, I can't navigate through your mess? I'm not lost, I'm just exploring the vast galaxy of my questionable decisions.
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