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You ever look up at the night sky and think about how we're just a tiny speck in this vast galaxy? Then you realize you forgot to buy milk, and suddenly that's the biggest issue in your universe.
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I bet if aliens are watching us, they're thinking, "Look at those humans with their problems on Earth. They have no idea about the drama we have in our intergalactic neighborhood.
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You know, they say there are billions of galaxies out there in the universe. I can't even handle my own galaxy of problems without needing a nap.
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I heard scientists discovered a new galaxy recently. I can't even discover what's in the back of my fridge. "Is that a science experiment or last night's dinner?
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Galaxies colliding sounds like a cosmic soap opera. "Tonight on 'As the Galaxy Turns': Andromeda and Milky Way have a collision of epic proportions. Will their stars ever align again?
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I wish my life had a galaxy map. "Let's see, I need to take a left at the kitchen, avoid the black hole of procrastination, and hopefully, I'll reach the galaxy of productivity by noon.
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Galaxies are like the celebrities of the cosmic world – everyone talks about them, but when was the last time you invited a galaxy over for dinner? "Hey, Andromeda, want some spaghetti?
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They say there are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on Earth. Well, that explains why my attempts at counting stars always end up like trying to count sand at the beach – impossible.
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Imagine being a planet in a galaxy and having an identity crisis. "Am I the cool one with the rings, or the mysterious dark one in the corner? Maybe I'm the rebel without a moon.
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