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Why did the scarecrow become a stand-up comedian? He wanted to prove he wasn't just a gacy guy in the field!
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Why did the bicycle go to therapy? It had too many gacy-cles in its past!
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Why don't gacy comedians ever get mad? They always find a way to turn things into a punchline!
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What did the jester say to the king about his jokes? Your majesty, they are a bit too gacy for my taste!
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What did the clown say when he lost his job? It's a gacy situation, but I'll bounce back!
Serial Social Media
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I found out John Wayne Gacy had a social media account. It was a killer profile, literally. His bio read, Just clowning around. I thought, That's one way to make your Facebook friends disappear.
Clownin' Around
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I decided to try a new workout routine to get in shape. It's called the Gacy Workout. You just run away from clowns for an hour. Cardio and therapy in one! The only downside is that now I can't even look at a balloon without breaking into a sprint.
Gacy's Ghost
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You know, I hired a decorator to spruce up my place. Turns out they're a bit unconventional. They said, Let's go for that 'Gacy Chic' vibe. Now, my living room has this killer atmosphere. Literally.
Haunted House Party
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I threw a Halloween party at my place, and I wanted it to be really memorable. So, I hired a John Wayne Gacy impersonator. Let's just say it was a killer performance, and now my neighbors won't even make eye contact with me.
Serial Killjoy
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I recently started a support group for people who can't decide on a Netflix series. We call it Gacy Anonymous. Every meeting starts with someone saying, Hi, my name is Dave, and I've been stuck on the menu screen for three days.
Clown Therapy
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I heard therapy can be expensive, so I decided to try an alternative. I signed up for a clown therapy group. Now, instead of discussing my problems, I just honk a red nose and hope for the best.
Haunted Realtor
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I went to see a psychic real estate agent the other day. She claimed my house was haunted by the ghost of John Wayne Gacy. I said, Great! Does that mean my property value will skyrocket? She just gave me this horrified look and said, No, but the clown decor might.
The Gacy Dating Game
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I tried online dating, and my friend asked, Did you find anyone special? I said, Well, I did find someone who shares my love for dark humor. We're going out for dinner. I just hope they don't order a Gacy Salad or something.
Dark Comedy Diet
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I tried a new diet called the Gacy Gourmet. You only eat what clowns eat. Spoiler alert: it's just a lot of corn dogs and tears.
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