8 Jokes For Funeral Home

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Updated on: Sep 09 2024

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Why don't they play hide and seek at the funeral home? Because good luck hiding when everyone's lying around!
What's the funeral home's motto? 'Our clients are always dying to meet us!
What did the funeral home director say to the comedian? 'Your jokes are killing me, but please leave the deadpan humor to us!
What do you call a funeral home with a sense of humor? The last resort for the departed!
Why did the ghost go to the funeral home? To find a body to hang out with!
What do you call a funeral home that also sells baked goods? A 'coffin bakery'!
Why did the zombie choose the funeral home? Because they promised a 'dead-tailed' service!
I heard the funeral home started offering discounts to corpses. It's a killer deal!

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