7+ Best One Liners friends in english Jokes

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My friend tried to explain electricity to me. I was shocked.

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

I have a friend who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.

My friend said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired of being alone – it needed a cycle of friends.

My friend asked me to help him round up his 37 sheep. But when I asked how he had so many, he said, 'Round them up? I have no idea where they went!

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.

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