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The Punctual Pal
Dealing with friends who are always fashionably late
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I invited my friend to a time travel party, and he showed up three days late. He said, "I must have miscalculated the time warp." I told him, "Yeah, you warped straight into next week!
The Emoji Enthusiast
Communicating with friends solely through emojis
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There's always that one friend who thinks they're being mysterious by sending the detective emoji followed by a question mark. I'm like, "Buddy, I'm not Sherlock Holmes; I'm just confused!
The Auto-Correct Advocate
Constantly dealing with auto-correct fails in messages with friends
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My buddy sent me a message saying, "Let's meet at the 'barren' tonight." I thought it was a poetic choice of words until he clarified, "No, auto-correct did it again. I meant 'bar.'
The Hashtag Hater
Friends who overuse hashtags in everyday conversation
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There's always that one friend who ends every sentence with a hashtag. He told me, "I'm going to the gym, #workoutlife." I said, "Dude, you just walked from the couch to the fridge. That's not a workout; that's a snack break!
The Grammar Guru
Dealing with friends who constantly misuse English
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My buddy thinks he's a grammar expert because he can name all the tenses. I said, "That's great, but can you use them correctly in a sentence?" He replied, "I can – past, present, and future walk into a bar...
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