5 Freinds Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Nov 25 2024

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The Foodie Friend

Turning every conversation into a discussion about food
I told him I was on a seafood diet, and he immediately recommended a good seafood restaurant. I meant I see food and eat it, not "seafood" specifically!

The Conspiracy Theorist Friend

Always finding bizarre explanations for everyday occurrences
I told him I got a new phone, and he said, "Be careful, they're listening." I asked him who, and he whispered, "The microwave." Now I'm afraid to reheat leftovers.

The Overly Competitive Friend

Constantly trying to one-up everyone else
We were discussing achievements, and he said he once won a staring contest... with a cat. I guess feline intimidation is a thing now.

The Overly Clingy Friend

Can't stand being away from friends for even a minute
He's the kind of friend who, when you say "I need some air," interprets it as "Let's go skydiving together!

The Forgetful Friend

Always forgetting important details and plans
I asked him if he remembered my birthday. He said, "Of course! It's on the calendar." Turns out, he was talking about his cat's birthday calendar.

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