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Why did the freedom bell become a musician? Because it had the perfect 'ring' to it!
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My computer's favorite song? 'Freeze Frame' because it loves when freedom rings in pixels!
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What do you call a parrot that loves liberty? A freebird who squawks 'freedom' instead of 'Polly wants a cracker'!
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Why did the banana go to the protest? It wanted to show its true colors – yellow for freedom!
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What did one flag say to the other? 'You really know how to make freedom wave!
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I told my shoes they should be more independent. Now they're sole-diers for the cause of freedom!
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Freedom rings, just like my aunt Edna. She calls every Sunday to discuss politics. Yeah, Aunt Edna, I love freedom too, but can we talk about puppies or something less divisive?
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Freedom rings, just like my grandma when she found out I wasn't coming for Thanksgiving. You're free to make poor life choices, dear, but don't expect any leftover pie when you come crawling back.
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You ever notice how freedom rings louder when it's your boss calling on your day off? Hey, it's Mr. Johnson. Can you come in for just a few hours? Yeah, sure, freedom, but not for me.
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Freedom rings, and so does my neighbor's doorbell when I accidentally set off the alarm trying to sneak back in after a late-night snack raid. Turns out freedom also comes with a side of shame and a security system lecture.
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They say freedom rings, but have you ever tried to silence it when your GPS won't stop recalculating your route? In 500 feet, make a U-turn. Recalculating. In 300 feet, make a U-turn. Recalculating. Yeah, my freedom comes with a side of stubborn Siri.
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They say freedom rings, but sometimes it's more like a doorbell you don't want to answer. Hello, it's Freedom calling. Can I interest you in a heated debate with your in-laws?
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Freedom rings, they say. Well, my doorbell is on silent mode because I've learned that unexpected visitors usually bring more opinions than freedom. Hi, neighbor! Just wanted to discuss your choice of lawn decor for the 17th time this week.
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Freedom rings, huh? More like freedom dings – my bank account every time I try to enjoy a little too much freedom on a shopping spree. I've got a collection of freedom dings that could rival the Liberty Bell.
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You ever feel like freedom is just a collection of missed calls? My voicemail is full of opportunities I didn't pick up because, let's be honest, sitting on the couch in my underwear watching cat videos felt more liberating.
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