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You ever notice how "freedom rings" is the perfect excuse for everything? Late to work? "Sorry, boss, my freedom was ringing, and I had to take the call." It's the ultimate get-out-of-jail-free card.
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They say "freedom rings," but have you ever tried to find that ringtone on your phone? It's like searching for a needle in a haystack of national anthems. "No, wait, that's Canada... Ah, there it is, the sweet sound of liberty!
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Freedom rings" - is that a patriotic catchphrase or just what happens when Uncle Sam forgets to put his phone on silent? I can picture him in a meeting, and suddenly everyone hears, "I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy" blaring.
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Freedom rings" – it's the national anthem for our smartphones. We stand up, put our hands over our hearts, and then frantically search for the mute button because we're in a movie theater.
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Freedom rings" – it's the only time where everyone's cool with a ringing noise during a speech. Imagine if politicians used other sounds: "And in conclusion, my fellow Americans, let the soothing tones of ocean waves guide us to a brighter future.
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You ever notice how "freedom rings" sounds like the world's most patriotic doorbell? I imagine George Washington answering the door like, "Hold on, let me just finish signing this declaration real quick.
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You know you're in America when "freedom rings" louder than your neighbor's Fourth of July fireworks. It's like, "I get it, Dave, you love your country, but my dog is having an existential crisis under the bed!
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Freedom rings" – it's like the original notification alert for the Founding Fathers. Benjamin Franklin probably had a smartphone hidden in his kite, and when it rang, he said, "Aha, that's the sound of independence, my friends!
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If you think about it, "freedom rings" is just a poetic way of saying, "Hey, we're open for business, liberty is in stock, and the pursuit of happiness is on sale today!
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