17 Jokes About Fox

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Updated on: Jul 15 2025

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Why did the fox bring a book to the party? Because he wanted to be a clever fox!
Why did the fox go to school? To brush up on his sly-ences!
How does a fox find good deals? He hunts for foxy bargains!
Why did the fox join a band? He wanted to play some rock 'n' roll!
Why did the fox apply for a job at the bakery? He wanted to work on his 'sly'-cing skills!
Why did the fox bring a map to the party? To find the 'sly'-est route to the food!
What did the fox consider before making a decision? He weighed the 'sly'-tions!

Foxes and the Dating Game

Dating is like playing hide and seek with a fox. You think you've found the one, and then they disappear, leaving you wondering if it was all just a game of chicken. And by chicken, I mean avoiding commitment.

Foxes and GPS

If foxes had GPS, it would probably say, Turn left, then right, then do a barrel roll, and voila, you're in someone else's backyard. I'm telling you, they're the original navigation experts.

The Fox in the Henhouse

You ever notice how foxes are like the burglars of the animal kingdom? Sneaky, sly, always trying to break into the henhouse. I mean, come on, can't they just order chicken nuggets like the rest of us?

Fox Therapy

I think foxes would make great therapists. They're excellent at getting into holes, and sometimes in life, we all need someone to help us dig ourselves out of the mess we've created.

The Fox's Secret Stash

Ever wonder what foxes hoard in their secret hiding spots? I bet it's just a collection of lost car keys, mismatched socks, and all the excuses they've used to avoid getting caught raiding the trash.

Fox and the Social Media Game

Foxes would be terrible at social media. You can't be stealthy when you're constantly updating your status like, Just raided another henhouse – feeling mischievous.

Fox News vs. Actual Foxes

You know, sometimes I get confused between Fox News and actual foxes. One's known for being cunning and sly, and the other is a wild animal. Oh wait, they're both wild animals!

Fox Makeovers

If foxes had a makeover show, it would be called Glamorous Foxes. Picture foxes strutting down the runway in stolen feathers, showcasing the latest in chicken fashion.

Fox Job Interviews

I imagine if foxes had job interviews, they'd be acing them with their sly charm. What's your biggest strength? Oh, breaking and entering. And a killer smile, of course.

Fox Logic

I tried to understand the logic of a fox once. They say, As sly as a fox, but have you seen them try to raid a picnic? It's like they're on a mission impossible, except the mission is stealing your sandwich.

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