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Why don't chickens ever tell secrets? Because they might egg-spose themselves!
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Why did the duck get in trouble with the librarian? It put its book in quackers!
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Why did the chicken go to outer space? To visit the egg-straterrestrial!
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Why did the turkey sit next to the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
Cussing Crows
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Crows, on the other hand, are like the rebellious teenagers of the bird world. They're out there cawing, causing a ruckus, and I swear they've mastered every cuss word in the avian dictionary. I guess they're just trying to out-caw the competition.
Quack-tastic Swearing
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I overheard a duck the other day dropping some serious quacksanity. I was like, Dude, watch your quack-tastic swearing! There are ducklings around! It's like they're auditioning for a feathered edition of standup comedy.
Avian Expletive Lessons
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I thought about starting an avian expletive school, you know, where birds can come and hone their swearing skills. Imagine a parrot graduating with honors in colorful language. I'd call it Poly-cursing 101!
Potty Mouth Pigeons
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Pigeons are the real rebels. They're out there cooing, acting all innocent, but secretly they're the kings of potty mouth. I asked one pigeon for the time, and it responded with a whole coo-llection of curse words. Talk about being caught in a feathery fiasco!
Swearing Sparrows
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Even the innocent-looking sparrows have a dark side. I caught a sparrow dropping a couple of seed bombs and chirping out some tiny, but surprisingly effective, fowl language. I never thought I'd witness a sparrow with a potty beak!
Fowl-Language Intervention
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I'm thinking of starting a support group for birds with swearing issues. We'll call it Feathers Anonymous. Picture a bunch of birds sitting in a circle, sharing their tales of fowl language, and trying to wing themselves off the profanity. It'll be a squawk-free zone!
Feathered F-Bombs
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Birds dropping F-bombs left and right—it's like they're auditioning for a Quentin Tarantino movie. I didn't know the aviary had such a potty beak culture. Can you imagine an owl saying, Who gives a hoot in the bird equivalent of a curse word?
Fowl Play
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You ever notice how birds have this secret language they're squawking about? I tried deciphering it once, turns out they were just gossiping about the pigeons in the park who use fowl language. I didn't know swearing was such a tweet trend!
Foul-Mouthed Falcons
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Falcons are majestic birds of prey, but little did I know they're also masters of foul language. They swoop down with a mix of elegance and expletives that leave you wondering if you're witnessing a majestic hunt or a bird-sized roast session.
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