5 Jokes For Fowl Language

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Nov 11 2024

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Turkey Troubles

Thanksgiving Anxiety
The turkey told me it's thinking of going vegetarian. I said, "But you're the star of Thanksgiving!" It replied, "Exactly! I'm feeling the pressure, and it's not just from the oven.

Peacock's Predicament

Feathers or Fashion?
I complimented the peacock on its stunning feathers. It replied, "Thanks, I'm thinking of starting a trend. Who needs a fashion designer when you've got Mother Nature as your stylist?

Chicken's Complaints

Why did the chicken cross the road?
I asked the chicken why it crossed the road, and it said, "I was trying to escape Colonel Sanders. Turns out, he's not just a smooth-talking gentleman!

Rooster's Revelations

Early Mornings
The rooster started a meditation class. When asked why, it said, "I'm trying to find inner peace, but every time I close my eyes, the hens start clucking about their day!

Duck's Dilemma

Puddle or Pond?
I saw a duck arguing with a frog by the pond. The frog said, "You're always waddling away from your problems!" The duck replied, "Well, you're always jumping to conclusions!

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