5 Four Year Olds Jokes

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Updated on: Apr 16 2025

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Fashion Fiascos

Convincing a four-year-old that their outfit choices aren't always superhero costumes
Convincing a four-year-old that wearing pajamas to the supermarket isn’t the latest trend is like trying to argue with a fashionista – you're met with a raised eyebrow and a 'But it’s so comfortable!'

Food Follies

Getting a picky four-year-old to eat something remotely nutritious
Feeding a four-year-old is like running a Michelin-starred restaurant with the pickiest food critics on the planet. You present the dish with flair, they take one look and say, 'Nope, not today, chef.'

Power Struggles

Dealing with a four-year-old's unwavering belief in their omnipotence
Dealing with a four-year-old’s sense of omnipotence is like being in a meeting with the CEO of a toy company. They make the decisions, you nod and try to make your suggestions sound like their idea.

Bedtime Battles

Negotiating bedtime with a stubborn four-year-old
Bedtime with a four-year-old is like a mini horror movie. You turn off the lights, and suddenly, they're hearing things under the bed, seeing monsters in the closet, and you're the underpaid actor playing the role of 'courageous parent'.

The 'Whys' of Life

Facing the unending 'whys' from a curious four-year-old
Talking to a four-year-old is like being on a game show called 'Stump the Grown-Up.' The prize? More 'whys' and a never-ending loop of curiosity that leaves you questioning the universe.

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