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I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.
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Why did the four-letter word break up with the five-letter word? It felt too short!
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I asked my computer to spell 'four'. It replied, '4'! Well, it's not wrong.
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My friend bet me 20 dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on his face as I drove pasta!
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down, just like the word 'four'!
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Four-letter words are like spices in a conversation. You sprinkle them carefully to add flavor, but use too much, and suddenly your dinner party becomes a censored episode of a sitcom.
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Four-letter words – the only thing my cat knows when I accidentally step on its tail. It's like living with a furry, foul-mouthed Shakespearean actor.
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I tried to write a novel using only four-letter words. It turned into a gripping saga about a man, a dog, and a quest for the perfect taco. Spoiler alert: the taco wins.
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My New Year's resolution was to express myself using only four-letter words. Now, my vocabulary is limited, but my enthusiasm is off the charts. Life is one big 'yay' now!
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I play a game where I replace movie titles with four-letter words. 'The Dark Four' is about a really dim room, and 'Star Wars' becomes 'Star Wasp' – a galactic insect battle. Hollywood, call me!
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You know you're in trouble when your boss starts a sentence with 'I need to have a four-letter talk with you.' It's either about work or my impressive use of office snacks.
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Parenting is understanding the power of four-letter words. No, not those – I mean 'kids.' You can't spell 'chaos' without them. It's like living with tiny tornadoes.
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I asked my doctor for a four-letter diagnosis. He said, 'Life.' Well, at least it's short, right? But I'm not sure if that's what he meant...
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My GPS has a love-hate relationship with four-letter streets. 'Turn left on Elm' is fine, but 'Recalculating' is the sassiest four-letter word in its vocabulary.
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