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Dating profiles are tricky. You ever see someone list "fun" as one of their interests? Four letters, and I still have no idea what activities they're into. Maybe they mean they're into fungi, who knows?
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Trying to assemble furniture from the store is like playing a four-letter word puzzle. I swear, those instruction manuals were written by someone using a secret code known only to Swedish wizards.
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My doctor told me I need to exercise more. So now, "gym" has become a four-letter word that haunts my dreams. I miss the days when "pizza" was the only four-letter word I had to worry about.
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I tried learning a new language, and they say practice makes perfect. Well, after four attempts, "perfect" is still a four-letter word in every language.
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The gym is a four-letter word disguised as a place of self-improvement. I walk in, and suddenly, my biceps are having an existential crisis.
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Dieting is a four-letter word that starts with "D" and ends with "t." It's also the reason I find myself in a staring contest with a salad every lunchtime. Spoiler alert: The salad always wins.
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You ever notice how "time" is just a sneaky four-letter word that makes your alarm clock its messenger? I'd like to meet the genius who invented the snooze button and give them a high five. Or maybe a high four.
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I got a text from my mom the other day that just said "HELP." Four letters. So, naturally, I called her, and she needed assistance finding the TV remote. Crisis averted.
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You ever notice how "work" is just a four-letter word that ruins your weekends? I mean, who invited that guy to the party?
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